Friday, August 26, 2011

New mom

I had given milk to Prachi to drink.
Prachi: Amma, milk is too hot. You give dad cold milk, but always give me hot milk. You don’t love me. You love only dad.
Me: Ohooo
Prachi: You don’t love me, I know; you love dad.
Me: ok
Prachi: That’s ok. I’ll choose some other mom.
Me: ok
Prachi: I will go to Aditya’s mom.
Me: But then the other day, you saw Aditya’s mom spanking him in the toilet, is that ok with you?
Prachi’s idea to choose new mom is shaken, becomes thoughtful for a while.
Prachi: I’ll go to Seema aunty, Devanshi’s mom.
Me: Seema aunty has Devanshi as her baby plus she has Devanshi’s sister in her belly and when Devanshi’s sister comes out, she’ll be small and she might pee on your lap. If that’s fine please go ahead.
Prachi now abandons any idea to go to someone else’s mom but is nevertheless adamant. She caresses her trousers and then kisses it on the knees.
Prachi: Here onwards this trouser is my mom!

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